apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

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27.Aug.14 5 hours ago
27.Aug.14 5 hours ago

tsunflowers:

*touches ground* that feel… there’s no gf here, we have to look elsewhere

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27.Aug.14 5 hours ago

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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27.Aug.14 5 hours ago

ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

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27.Aug.14 5 hours ago
27.Aug.14 5 hours ago

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j6, via laugh-addict)

27.Aug.14 5 hours ago

illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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(Source: illkim, via tati33463)

27.Aug.14 5 hours ago

stretchmark1:

*gets on one knee to propose to you*

*sees that your ankles are ashy*

*gets back up*

(via lohanthony)

27.Aug.14 5 hours ago