intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

(Source: intakings, via finish-the-game)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via orgasm)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago
24.Jul.14 1 day ago

yourfavouritecharacter-isdead:

please don’t unfollow me 
here have a snickers 

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you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry 

(via pizza)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago
24.Jul.14 1 day ago

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

(via heliolisk)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

(via orgasm)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago

communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

(via nsome)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via rneerkat)

24.Jul.14 1 day ago
24.Jul.14 1 day ago